she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming
Save this one for a night when all you want is for your brain to let you rest. Too often I go to bed, my body exhausted, my mind unable to stop moving. Luckily, there’s this masterful version of “Once Upon a December” from the (highly underrated) animated movie Anastasia. It’s a perfect piece to guide you to a peaceful slumber, because this music? It’s the stuff of dreams.
im lauhing so fucking hard
|—||Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?" (via n-xi)|
its just as terrible as i remember
what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first
Super-dee-duper set from lisathevampireslayer! I’ve always loved the idea of gifsets like this. We’ve “made it” guys!