reblogging here for that tag. always be wary of people who don’t respect your space. always.
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
Rule of Acquisition #27: There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
THE LAST ONE
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
I just doubled the references.
If anyone was curious with how our text conversation continued lmao:
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
I think Cosmo did some justice on this one
I feel this to my core.
I need proof (notarized proof) that this is from Cosmo. Nope, not gonna believe it.
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS